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Parody 'Vault of Cars' browser raid satirizes ex-Bungie CEO Pete Parsons

A parody browser raid called Vault of Cars was published by the Pete Carsons account on X, riffing on Destiny’s Vault of Glass. The game references former Bungie CEO Pete Parsons, who retired in August 2025. Players fling tomatoes at named cars, complete an Oracles-style puzzle and face boss 'Investors.' The account also requested full-clear video submissions for a community World's First claim.

• Made by 'Pete Carsons' parody account on X
• Browser raid mirrors Vault of Glass mechanics
• Gameplay: fling tomatoes, stack buffs, solve Oracles-like puzzle, fight 'Investors'
• Full-clear video submissions used to claim a World's First